Berlusconi vade al inferno.

(Languages of this post: Interlingua, Spanish, English)

Post le morte de Berlusconi, Deo le condemnava al inferno, e le diabolo offereva a ille tres cellas in le quales ille poteva esser torturate per le eternitate.

In le prime se trovava Fidel Castro, que plure dissidentes torturava con cigarros.

“No”, diceva Berlulsconi, “Io nunquam ha essite communista. Io non vole iste cella.”

In le secunde se trovava George Bush, ligate sur un lecto e bombardate per bombas intelligente.

“No”, diceva Berlusconi, “Non me place bombas intelligente. Esque io pote vider le tertie cella?”

In le tertie cella se trovava Bill Clinton, qui esseva sedite durante que un femina sugeva su pene.”

“Ah, Isto me place multissimo”, diceva Berlusconi. “Io prefere passar le eternitate in iste cella con Clinton.”

“Multo ben”, diceva le diabolo. “Okay, Monica, Io ha un altere cosa que tu nunc pote facer. Berlusconi nunc va a suger le pene de Clinton!”

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Después de la muerte de Berlusconi, Dios lo condenó al infierno, e le Diablo le ofreció tres celdas en las cuales él podría pasar la eternidad.

En la primera estaba Fidel Castro, que varios disidentes torturaban con cigarros.

“No”, dijo Berlusconi, “Nunca he sido un comunista. No quiero esta celda.”

En la segunda estaba George Bush, atado a una cama y bombardeado por bombas inteligentes.

“No”, dijo Berlusconi. “No me gustan bombas inteligentes. ¿Puede Ud mostrarme la tercera celda?”

En la tercera celda estaba Bill Clinton, que estaba sentado durante que una mujer le mamaba la verga.

“Ah, esto me gusta muchísimo. Prefiero pasar la eternidad en esta célula con Clinton.”

“Muy bien”, dijo el diablo. “Okay, Monica tengo otra cosa que ahora puedes hacer. ¡Ahora Berlusconi va a mamar a Clinton!”

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After Berlusconi died, he was sent to hell, and the devil offered him three cells in which he could be tortured for eternity.

In the first one was Fidel Castro, who was being tortured by several dissidents with cigarettes.

“No,” said Berlusconi. “I never have been a communist. I don’t want this cell.”

In the second one was George Bush, tied up on a bed and bombarded with intelligent bombs.

“No,” said Berlusconi. “I don’t like intelligent bombs. Can I see the third cell?”

In the third cell was Bill Clinton who was seated while a woman sucked his cock.

“Oh, yeah. I like this a lot,” said Berlusconi. “I’d like to spend eternity in this cell with Clinton.”

“Great,” said the devil. “Okay, Monica, I have something else you can do now. Berlusconi is now gonna suck Clinton off!”